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Here are some things I've learned:
1. if a man hates music, he probably has no soul.
2. if a man has no soul, he probably can't dance.
3. if a man can't dance, he probably can't fuck.
'Nuff said.
Now, meet the pigs:
Polish Bastard
Jerky Gerke
Drunken Bastard
Leo
The setting:
The sound: Lil' Mario, screwed-down, very low volume
The smell: Carrot-cake candle, never known a soul who didn't like it (until now)
Leo: (wailing, holding his head in both hands) "My God, the smells and the sounds in here...I'd rather have a hot poker driven up my ass!"
Me: (eyeing the hot poker sitting near the fire)...thinking...I can do that...
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